Today, we were talking about gay marriage in my English class, and this dude in the back of class blurts out, “IF A NIGGA WANNA MARRY ANOTHER NIGGA, WHY THE GOVERNMENT TRYNA COCKBLOCK?!”
it makes me really sad when people have bad teachers because then you get people who are like “god i hate physics so much” but it’s because nobody’s explaining it well and they don’t get it. like they could have become passionate about physics but instead they shut it out forever. this applies to every subject.
ITS NOT SEWING SUPPLIES!
my mom gave me this gift for my birthday
at first i was like
please don’t tell me it’s a sex toy
but then i was like
oh it’s a necklace in which you can put a special pearl
make a wish?
i think i just became a magical girl.
what a fucking AMAZING gift omg I want one
I could look at these gifs for hours…
tumblr should have some kind of “you already reblogged this” warning
the only reason i go to school is because i donn’t wanna be an unemployed college drop out. i wanna be an unemployed college graduate
thats the spirit
i envy people that come up with witty comebacks on the spot because i’m gonna need at least a 3 day notice
petition to start to pretend that he doesn’t exist
whERE IS THE PEN AND PAPER GIVE IT HERE
This was the welcome note in my church’s booklet for today’s service. I just thought some of you would like to know that the true message of Christianity is one of love and acceptance.
MAN, YOUR CHURCH SOUNDS BOSS.
Religion, you’re doing it right
This just made this atheist smile.
This should be printed in every bible, first and last page, to remind certain christians to step back from the trees and see the forest.
I’m crying, like kind of a lot.